Journal 9: Educational Parody

 

Lyrics:

(x+3=5; Demons by Imagine Dragons Parody.)

When the days are cold, and the cards all fold, and the math I need is just getting old, I need a math aid, it is a big pain, but it’s all part of the mess I made.

 

Don’t want to hide the truth, math might be easy for you, but when it’s “X” and “Y” there’s nowhere I can hide.

 

No matter how easy. No matter how hard. My brain is going numb! My brain is going numb!

 

No matter how easy. No matter anything. My brain goes numb! My brain goes numb!

 

Don’t get it at all. It’s hard for me. X+3=5! How does it equal 5?

 

I don’t know it all, it’s the long haul. When it gets too hard, I just slip and fall.

 

So I dug my grave, and the problems stay, but it’s all part of the mess I made.

 

Don’t want to let them down, but I think get it now, maybe “X” equals 2! Yeah it equals 2!

 

I think it is easy. Yeah, it is so easy. My brain isn’t numb! My brain isn’t numb!

 

5-3 equals 2. So “X” equals 2. 2+3=5! x+3=5!

 

I get it now, so please just go away. I know it now! Yeah, I get it now!

 

They say it what you make, I say it’s up to fate. I know I get it now, so you need to let it go.

 

You say my eyes shine bright. I need to keep that light. I have escaped this now because you showed me how.

5-3 equals 2. So “X” equals 2. 2+3=5! x+3=5!


I get it now, so please just go away. I know it now! Yeah, I get it now!